The Archbishop of Canterbury, Rowan Williams
Archbishop Rowan Williams has barged to the forefront of the petty gossip of dominant opinion in his attacks against Mother Church.
His insensitive and irresponsible attacks on Myself and my Glorious Church have once again left us open to the perils of apostasy and oppression.
Such attacks and blatantly false accusations against Myself and My Church really do make me question my faith in humanity's reasonableness
How can they criticise me?
Do they not understand that God speaks directly to me?
That I am Infallible, that by the action of the Holy Spirit himself I am prevented from even the possibility of an error.
I don't pretend to understand how this infallibility works.
Apparently it has something to do with the big gold chair I sit on.
A physicist tried to explain it to one of my predecessors once but we, as we say in Germany, verbrannten ihn bei lebendigem leibe, on a big pile of sticks.